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Doesn’t anybody know how to suck a dick any more?

I don’t know about you but I have kind of become bored with porno for one very important reason. Yes some of the actresses are a little over the top with their performances, but it’s porn over the top has always been part of the game. They are there to give young men unrealistic expectations of what could happen in everyday situations I am not mad about that I still find porn acting comedic. No it’s the blow jobs or lack there of.

Walk with me for a second remember back in the day when you would watch porn see a girl drop to her knees and just go to town on the guys dick. I mean she was licking it, sucking it, just straight worshiping his shit. You would watch porno movies and hope that just once in your life you would find a girl willing to do half of that stuff to you, even though most times you would end up settling for a girl who maybe licked it a few times or gave you a half-hearted hand job. Porno was where you found your fantasies of the sex life you wish you had

Not anymore, in porn save a few dedicated actresses most times if the girls sucks past the guys head it is a miracle if her hands get any kind of rhythm to them it’s a command performance. I know it’s a job (no, I will not resort to using THAT pun just yet), it is a job that does require a lot of skill, enthusiasm, lube and attentiveness. Nobody wants to watch bad porn if she is riding the guys dick like a 3 spring hobby-horse most likely you are going to skip to the next vid. The same with a bad blow job, if the girl doesn’t seem to be into it most times it ruins the mood now you got to fast forward and hope she bounces her ass correctly, doesn’t scream in awkward moments and that you have a decent cum shot(don’t get me started on those). Seriously though, I am not asking everybody to be deep throat or skull fucking queens but damn you can’t suck 4 inches of dick? On top of that if you are doing a lousy job sucking the dick why you staring in the camera, I mean seriously any cool points you may have been awarded because you are this sexy, hot, female who knows how to fuck is being lowered because you are failing the entrance exam.

all of the 70’s, 80’s,90’s and early 00’s porn I remember she was gonna suck that dick and suck it right. Sometimes you would feel sorry for them but respected them taking that dick like a trooper now it’s either all gagging(once or twice til you get used to the size is fine, constantly retching like a cat trying to expel a hair ball or actually throwing up on the dick is gross) , spitting (no bueno), or “don’t mess up my lipstick I’m trying to look good in case they give me the cover”. It’s a porno while you having a pretty face would be a bonus, I’m more worried about you body and your skill set. I mean yeah if I find you attractive MAYBE I will leave your face in there but most likely you are a stand in for somebody else, yes I have my favorite porn stars most of which actually suck the dick when it is in front of them(I would get into the lame ass pussy eating done by some of the males and females but that’s another post).

And while some people love amateur porn I find a lot of those young ladies doing the same thing, oh there are some that go after the dick, I don’t mind a sloppy blow job if it is enthusiastic, but if it’s just sloppy to hide the fact that you don’t want to do it, get the fuck outta here.

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