Primal, the ultimate asshole
Now let me preface tis by saying, I am no stranger to being called an asshole. Hell when it comes to videos games I am no stranger to being publicly called an asshole or shouted out as an asshole. I remember the old “glitch” or was it a feature in Killer Instinct where as Cinder you could basically double back flip someone into eternity, catch they ass with a pop up combo, and tha thump tha thump their ass until their first health bar was gone. Then catch them in a pop up combo on their final energy bar and only let them down to ultra combo that ass and THEN catch them for the extra 50 hits. Oh wait let’s not forget the famous “All you do is play rainbow 6 and watch the 40 year old virgin all day” incident. Which yes, ALL that shit was true. When he seemed enraged that I had NEVER seen the 40 year old virgin, which he though was a great movie I PREVENTED the next round from starting for 20 minutes just to make sure he and ALL OF HIS TEAM MATES knew just how big of a bitch he was for calling me out for not doing that which he actually did.
While STILL sucking at Rainbow 6, I believe it was Vegas at the time. Now TECHNICALLY I am an asshole for some shit I did last night, but let me say this while I am gaming UNLESS you are on my friends list I am NOT going to stop gaming because you just so happen to shoot me a message so that I can read it, and then respond to you in a timely fashion. We’ll get into more details after the jump
So yeah it was an average Monday night: I came home turned on the Xbone, I signed into my account, started up Prominence poker to get my daily log in. Yes, I will just cue up a game to get my daily log in if it is worth something. I then went into Battle Ages for the same thing, I brought up Gems of War to do a few guild assignments, earn some seals, and I ducked out. After that I played a little over 2 hours of Crossout, because while they do give you a MINI log in bonus, if you want to get the good ones you have to put in at least 2 hours a day. That way you will get a DIY crate each day and if you get to the magical 14 hour playtime for the week you get a Wasteland Veteran crate. The DIY sells for shit, but the Veteran can sell for decent in-game credits. I will get into more detail with that when I finally do my WHAT I’M PLAYING for crossout suffice it to say I got my box and moved on to Forza Motorsports 6 and I played for a few hours. Unbeknownst to me the deed was done during this Forza time but more on that later.
So anyway I am involved in a few races I usually finished the race but close to last place because I am trying harder to get my turning down against human opponents who may just as soon use your car as a rail in pinball as they would try to race clean and not take you out. A few races I finished like middle of the back but a lot I finished second to last to last, this Forza is a lot less forgiving than the earlier versions which is fine I enjoy the learning curve. I am trying to get my skill up so that the more I race the better I do against human opponents. Hell I may even figure out how some of them learned to break perfectly before a turn so that while they lose some momentum they don’t lose all of it and skid SOFTLY around the damn turns and leave me in the dust. Now I am not going to lie one of my issues is being overly fucking aggressive I am trying to take every inch I can before I have to slow down, which before your car’s ability to stop on a dime was a given so you could just stop, start back up, and get around that turn unfortunately that is nowhere near realistic even with well tuned breaks and brand new tires. So I am learning to let of the throttle a little better going into turns before breaking as well as working the drift.
But I played this for a few hours, then I went to Battlefield 1, I got EA Access so it’s free would I pay to play Battlefield one at 60 bucks a pop no. Would I play it if it was part of some sort of game vault that I got a wide selection of hell yeah. Played a few matches of that and then I took my ass to sleep. It had been a long work day, a decent night of gaming and I had earned it.