When I get my head on straight I'll tell ya

Microsoft at E3 2018: WE HAVE THE MONEY!

Now THIS was the trolling portion of Microsoft’s show Gears Pop, YOU LIKE THAT nah me either. I get it, EVERYBODY wants a mobile game now the Coalition has theirs….. Ummmm

and yes, Coalition was STILL trolling Gears Tactics while not as bad STILL ain what the fuck people want when they say GEARS. It’s a prequel to Gears one, I doubt anybody cares but hey Turn Based strategy folks, you have a Gears of War game. Okay

Finally they were done with the GEARS trolling and dropped the goods, Gears of War 5 and yes the panties were wet. This is what you want to see in a Current Gen, Xbox One X Enhanced, First Party title. The enemies look sick, the environments look real, and the actions looks crazy. I don’t even know why they had to play with us like this…

I said they were done with the gears trolling not all trolling because they had ONE trick left. Phil Spencer started giving you his “goodbye speech” like wasn’t shit else popping off, UNTIL lights start to dim, screen starts to break and all the sudden the CyberPunk 2077 yeah, you had to see it in its entirety. Because THAT was how you close a show, I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like Microsoft, I don’t care if you think Xbox is Dogshit, you have to admit THAT was stylish. Closing remarks and you REALLY didn’t see any games you really wanted to huh, oh wait MIC DROP. Cyberpunk looks fun I may check it out.

Okay Suffice it to say I think I covered all the important stuff, I may come back and break this up later and do a deep dive into games or trailers I liked or things that popped up later. But this was Microsoft’s E3 next I gotta cue up Bethesda and WHEW they are ALWAYS a ride and a half


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