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The GIFT of BOOTY


There is a rumor that comedian Bill Bellamy in a recent interview probably promoting his new show said “BOOTY is not a gift,” since you know it was close to Valentine’s Day and of course everyone knows that both men and women look for gifts for folks. I am sure there were PLENTY of people who agreed with Mr. Bellamy I mean he is a comedy legend, had a few movies back in the day and even some decent cameos BUT Bill Misspoke. It ISN’T that Booty is not a gift, it’s the TYPE of booty that makes it the gift as well as the exoticness of said booty, and I endeavor to explain exactly what I mean.

Now let me be clear, I am in no way saying the Bill doesn’t have a point. I mean if it’s just some roll over “look we both tired lets just get these pumps in and go to bed,” sex no that is not a present nope not at all. That ain even Walmart level booty, that’s like the gas station a block from the house, dieing rose, with a half deflated mylar balloon type booty. You realize you fucked up and forgot to reserve my REAL BOOTY and just throwing something at me so I can’t complain that you ain give me shit type booty. So yes, to the ladies out there(or Men) who came home to their spouse and just dropped an unwritten on envelope, a dead flower, and maybe some half melted chocolate on the table with a half-hearted “happy valentine’s day” we gone discuss how you SHOULD have done better, with the TYPES of Gift Booty you could have given.

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Unexpected Treat 2


We were at the movies, you were wearing this dress with a past the thigh split on it. I pulled your panties off and while you were blushing you let me do it through the whole show I kept playing with your good girl while I let your hand rest on my dick. I had your hips moving and your lips being bitten by the middle of the movie, you caught your breath when I bit your neck near the end.  So we go back to a hotel room I didn’t pay attention to the name because I kept sucking on your neck and squeezing your ass on the elevator when we got back to the room I pulled your dress up past your waist and pushed you back onto the bed you wore a sexy pout until I fell on my knees and starting sucking on your clit slowly, teasing  you,  a finger at the opening of your pussy, slowly swirling  around.
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