Primal, the ultimate asshole
Now let me preface tis by saying, I am no stranger to being called an asshole. Hell when it comes to videos games I am no stranger to being publicly called an asshole or shouted out as an asshole. I remember the old “glitch” or was it a feature in Killer Instinct where as Cinder you could basically double back flip someone into eternity, catch they ass with a pop up combo, and tha thump tha thump their ass until their first health bar was gone. Then catch them in a pop up combo on their final energy bar and only let them down to ultra combo that ass and THEN catch them for the extra 50 hits. Oh wait let’s not forget the famous “All you do is play rainbow 6 and watch the 40 year old virgin all day” incident. Which yes, ALL that shit was true. When he seemed enraged that I had NEVER seen the 40 year old virgin, which he though was a great movie I PREVENTED the next round from starting for 20 minutes just to make sure he and ALL OF HIS TEAM MATES knew just how big of a bitch he was for calling me out for not doing that which he actually did.
While STILL sucking at Rainbow 6, I believe it was Vegas at the time. Now TECHNICALLY I am an asshole for some shit I did last night, but let me say this while I am gaming UNLESS you are on my friends list I am NOT going to stop gaming because you just so happen to shoot me a message so that I can read it, and then respond to you in a timely fashion. We’ll get into more details after the jump (more…)
Games I’ve Played P.T.
I don’t know if you have been in the CURRENT Gen of gaming recently but in this gen there is a legend, the legend of the newest iteration of a game trailer ever P.T. Now if you have been on youtube you may realize that this stands for Psychological Torture, Physical Terror, or Pathological Thriller okay okay, fine it means Playable Teaser but only if you are completely psychotic. Now I’m not kidding, if you go on youtube and watch DIFFERENT PEOPLE, I would twitch this thing but I made it through about 20 minutes and realized I never really liked this shit anyway. When I say that this game fucks with you, let me just say it was Programmed by Hideo Kojima and written by Guillermo Del Toro yeah, those two crazy assholes. I swear a good part of this game was testing to see how many jump scares they could make you force onto yourself BEFORE they actually hit you with one.
I would love to say “the most fucked up part of PT is…” but there is no MOST fucked up part, the entire thing is the most fucked up part. P.T. is like when a friend or sibling tells you to taste something without telling you if it’s: Good, nasty, gonna knock you on your ass, or send you to the hospital. I see some of yall who NEVER heard of it(it was yanked of the playstation store so you can’t even get it anymore) shaking your heads like he’s exaggerating which is why I am going to show you OTHER people playing it and leave my commentary. There should be a P.T. drinking game, you have to make as many passes as drinks you spill watching somebody else play it, with the lights off. Like you can play P.T. for hours until you get to the end(which I will try and find a relatively QUICK play through that gets to the end but I’m also gonna show you the brave souls who kept fucking up thus walked through this shit for hours). (more…)
Warzone Firefight Beta:Did you miss the end of Halo:reach
It’s obvious some of you did, it’s really damn obvious some of you did: you and a few buddies against the covenant hordes, good times right? Cause that’s exactly what this Beta is for the next Halo:Guardians expansion, you and up to 8 people against 5 waves of covenant, prometheans and whatever else they can throw at you. Now unlike reach it isn’t one and done, no no you have endless lives. Well Endless lives as long as you can get up within that 5 minutes a finish the rounds objective. Whether it’s killing all the grunts, crawlers, or soldiers in the first wave, to eliminating the Watchers, ghosts in the second, or jackals in the second round, third is usually something really annoying:Killing Knights, Phaetons, or Banshees and sometimes protecting the garage, round 4 is the big brother of whatever you fought in round 3, and round 5 is all the warzone bosses, so if you fought covenant you have to wipe out all the covenant bosses, prometheans that’s right 3 count them 3 Warden Eternals.
Now it’s not relentless waves, you get about a 1 minute long intermission between each round to hit the req station before the shit hits the fan for the next round. Teamwork is a must because whatever isn’t your objective is coming to shoot you in the back to keep you from finishing the objective. The more you kill the faster your req level fills up and my recommendation save it til level 5, especially if you are making good time in the other rounds you may need to use it at round 4 but if you have a banshee or a tank sitting around everybody will love you, because you can just fire death from afar and clear the pathway. And when it is time to kill the hunters in the base nothing says Loving like a giant ball of plasma to the face, repeatedly, cause fuck those guys. Splash damage is your friend because they are damn sure gonna use it against you, so I say pound them like they owe you money, it’s payday and you have a hot date tonight. You earn experience and req (more…)
The wonderful world of Primal 