So I was over on blogger, and I was about to wax poetic, I mean seriously the words were flowing I was getting into some DEEP nostalgia talking about how many of the people my age had kind of dropped off the blogging scene. And of course knowing how I PERSONALLY FEEL when it is a wall of text, regadless of your background color I was getting ready to insert what hear on WordPress they call a PAGE BREAK. Not a “more here or more” as I am about to place shortly on this post. But an actually full on second page as I keep on trucking
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Well, hello there
I think it is time to do this properly, I mean yes I did post a blog earlier today which was for the most part a good thing. But I mean, as manners are concerned, where the hell have I been? If you look at my Blogspot/Blogger site they got an update post, is WORDPRESS the lesser site. The answer is no, it’s just the post I sent out tickled an ear worm so I set it free. As with most LENGTHY hiatuses it was a hodgepodge of reasons as to why I just didn’t have the words, no the last 4+ years since my last post weren’t all bad, but the bad that did show up was of the cataclysmic variety.
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Hilariously enough, this post is in my drafts, and a recent Snapchat brought this up again so, you know what? Why the hell not so without further ado yeah lets go ahead and get into this blog that I Initially wrote like 5 years ago because some how someway people don’t know how to use the internet to look up the definition of things, they just run their mouths.
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A post on tumblr has gotten me to thinking, we have ALL OF THIS social media and yet we seem to be less informed, less curious, and less understanding. The conversation in question: why is it if a guy sleeps with two girls it’s a threesome but if a girl sleeps with two guys it’s a train. My immediate response is, WHAT? Because both of those described THREESOMES with the amount of detail given, plus trains usually involved 3 or more guys. But as mentioned are there differentiations, yes because you could have a threesome or you could have a tag team. You could have a tag team or you could have a train, you could have a threesome or a gangbang. Many of these terms have similarities and yet MAJOR differences.
The question is with the various porn sites, online urban dictionaries, web cam services, lifestyle sites, bloggers, yadda yadda, how do some folks not better understand the terminology and differences. So lets get into some of them(I don’t think I’ll have time to do a FULL dissertation on this shit but let’s give it a go)
Threesome, Menage a trois, FFM, MFM, FFF, MMM
Let’s get started with the basic question- what is a threesome? It is exactly what it sounds like 3 individuals involved in a sexual act together. The genders aren’t actually important timing as it were is. If all three parties are having consensual sex simultaneously it’s a 3 some. If he’s in his or her mouth, pussy/ass and the other partner is in the OTHER open orifice of the party being penetrated it’s a threesome. If it’s three girls if everyone is licking each other at the same time, or two women each get a breast of the third again, threesome. If you get the Jordan Peele bu bu buuuh (From this classic Key and Peele sketch) with three guys threesome or any combination or variation. It just means all parties for the most part are touching and connected with each other at the same time. Now does that mean one person can’t get up sit over to the side for a second and watch, nope you don’t have to be CONSTANTLY connected but for the most part all three are touching during the sex acts.
I wonder if the misconception on how this was a train comes from the fact that SOME people talk about running a train on or having a train run on them but don’t want to ADMIT how many people were involved. But we will get into that later when I talk about trains. One would think with how often Threesomes are spoken about to SPICE UP relationships that feel stagnant that people would better understand what they are. Like isn’t a threesome the like second thing on the spice bucket list after anal play/butt sex? Especially if you watched 80’s movies Weird Science, 4 Heathers, hell didn’t they even make a hint at one during Ferris Buehler. Most “third Wheel” jokes stem from the fact that the person in the way ain getting none so shove off, cause Tricycles have existed for years so third wheels are well known not to useless.
Tag Team
Now this is SLIGHTLY different. It still 3 people but normally it’s just like it sounds a pass off. Just like in wrestling two people start and one person passes off to another. Whether it’s to give the exiting party a breather, or if that person is going to start operating the recording equipment(if that was part of the scene) it usually means yes 3 people are having sex but not simultaneaously. If you listen to some jokes back in the day it was always two people having sex, and as it was getting good one person gets up and trades places with another possibly unbeknowst to the party on the bed. Sometimes the girls did it, sometimes the guys did it. This one can be problematic, if you didn’t agree to the third wheel getting some was it fully consensual, possibly not. But again, 3 people but not simultaneously by design. And again the gender of the people involved isn’t important, you can have 3 guys and two going at it at a time, with one getting a breather tagging in the third partner. 3 girls same thing, it only requires 3 people just not engaging sexually all at once.
Just like a threesome most times you hear stories about them it’s usually 2 and 1 with it being somebodies best friend swapping in whether it be boy or girl. A guy and his girl getting up and she decides her best friend could use a good nut boom up she gets down she lays. Or a guy who’s boy is down on his luck and once to at least show him a good time, he gives it to his girl the way she likes and she gives the friend some mercy snatch. Yes I prefer to think of the CONSENSUAL situations whether this could happen. Whether or not alcohol is involved or other illicit substances doesn’t matter just 3 people not in the bed at the same time, now could a tag team turn into a threesomme sure if folks decide they wanna wratchet it up a notch. and I guess a threesome could turn into a tag team if folks aren’t as comfortable with that much skin bumping at the same time.
The Train
This one to me is ALWAYS the most sketchy. When I was coming up if you hear a girl getting a train run on her she was drunk and it was a line of guys outside a room, her lucidity was in doubt and it was just a way for the dudes to get off. Similar to a tag team it is NORMALLY just one guy and a girl once the guy gets his, he leaves the room, in comes the next guy gets his, leaves, and the so on and so on. Now while you could have an “all holes filled” situation with a train that is USUALLY closer to a gangbang. You could run a train on a guy too, through it may not last as long as a train on a girl if you require him to get it up each time. Unless you have some magic pills or he is getting anally penetrated. And yes a bunch of girls could line up to run a train on a girl if strap ons are involved.
This one is always the scary one in my mind, did you really get consent first. Sure if you are at a Sex Club, and all the releases are signed yup full on consent given but in the wild randomly at a party I don’t know PERSONALLY I doubt it. I just see too much opportunity for disaster, you have to trust that all participants are clean and use proper protection. All the guys wearing condoms, the girls having cleaned their toys and possibly put a condom on them as well(hey can’t be too safe). But yeah for a train NORMALLY I don’t hear about it ONLY involving 3 people TOTAL. 3 guys and one girl, 4 girls, 3 girls one guy, 4 guys maybe. And like I said RARELY is it less than 4 people involved. Now you could get a threesome as three people go at it at once during the train and then a tagging function as one leaves when they get done but that’s more getting towards gangbang territory.
Foursome
Since I am going to bring up Orgy’s and Gangbangs for comparison purposes I want to add this one in here a foursome is basically 4 people having sex at the same time, in the same bed/area. Whether there is intertwinning or not is up to the couples, may be some swapping, maybe some 69ing by the girls why the guys operate on opposite sides, whether it be one girl being eaten while her clit is being licked, pussy/ass is full of dick and mouth is full of dick. Both girls eating each other while the guys are in their asses whatever floats the parties boats. If it’s 4 guys same thing with the addition of the guys all being lined up behind each other. You can get the “daisy chain thing where they make the mini circle and each have a dick in their mouth. 4 girls same thing a daisy chain everybody has a mouthful. 2 girls have a mouthful of tit and one has her face ridding, or girl on her back and is being feasted upon, however you can imagine 4 people getting it on at the same time THAT is a foursome.
Gangbang/Reverse Gangbang
Other than I guess to let folks know a GUY is getting serviced by a bunch of GIRLS I don’t know why REVERSE is involved since for the most part a gangbang is just substantially more of one sex than the other going at it non stop. Back in my SEEDY SEX SHOP days the one you saw the most was the Houston whatever 500, 750 just some outrageous ass number. and while she was the main attraction there were plenty of fluffers as well as other porn stars involved. Most of the ones i saw marketed as reverse gangbangs were like one guy and 5 or more girls. However many times he can get it up I guess. Another difference in a gangbang as opposed to a train is usually the girl is completely occupied: mouth, ass, pussy, hands she is doing everything she can to get the guys up out of there. I think there were a few all female orgies too, which I could probably look one up on pornhub or something to check, but probably same concept one girl is attempting to get all the other participants off before the next batch steps in.
Gang bangs can be one girl and 5 guys, one girl and 10 guys and so on and so forth. or you could have like 2 and 7 or 8, like I said it just requires one gender to be outnumbered in a 3 to one or more fashion. An orgy could be like one or more guys to girls or one or more girls to guy, or a one to one ration. But I will cover that in the orgy section. While there are train like properties to a gangbang the number of simultaneous participants is what stands out. I think it was a form of novelty, I have never really watched any extreme gangbangs I may have tripped over a few 4 or 5 guys to one girl 4 girls to one guy vids in my time. But hey they keep making extreme orgies so they must sell.
Bukkake
This is SIMILAR to a Gangbang but in essence the girl doesn’t really have to get the guys off they just ejaculate upon her/him because I’m sure there have been all male bukkake’s too. Due to the squirt=piss debate I think it’s a golden shower if you have a bunch of girls cumming onto a guy. I could be wrong though. This is one of those weird as things with RUMORED origins in some cultural ritual. I spelled the word up there LOOK IT UP if you want to know more. But this is another TYPE of group sex so I figured might as well cover it.
Orgy
I mean this is basically just group sex. Unlike a gangbang the numbers are pretty even unless it’s a same sex orgy. I don’t think you get to high above 2 to one. And hell it might be more like 1.x to one where not EVERYONE gets 2 to 1 but some do. Whether it be due to a partner having a voyeur fetish, a partner needing a break but someone else still wanting to play. Orgies are that hush hush thing we talk about but act like we never heard. Hell remember the Boondocks episode where Huey talking about the Roman all Male orgies being part of the origin of christmas? Whether it be history, myth or legend we always hear about “fertility ceremonies” in various cultures that kind of hint at everyone dancing, possibly getting high and naked, and well most likely what happens happens.
I’m curious, is The Hangover Two some new classic?
Every once in a while I look through my stats and the most looked at post is the review for “the Hangover 2”, now it may be the provocative title “it’s called Bangkok not Bangcunt Honey” which is a hilarious one liner from the movie. I forget the character’s name but he’s the ACTOR who is playing a Dentist(not the Dentist Turned actor) who finds out he enjoyed ALL that Thailand had to offer in evening fun.
Sometimes when I do a review if a line sticks out to me or a description I use it as the title. Since “the Hangover” is a series of movies dealing with the aftermath of having too much fun with your friends during a night out. All fiction supposedly but extremely hilarious, plus you get Mike Tyson punching somebody. Now why did I post the movie Read the rest of this page »
Hey what do you know, little to no spam
Yes, it has been another writing hiatus. No I don’t know why. I just get like that sometimes and NO it isn’t tied to my beloved eagles hovering around the .500 mark. As one of my favorite Christmas presents says Philadelphia WORLD Champions. I don’t care we still the champs. If I get in a rut I get in a rut, time constraints, ideas flittering out, and the craziness that is the world in 2018 really didn’t inspire much key tapping. I mainly came over here to look for spam and I didn’t really see any. So hey thanks all for not junking up my blog
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Enjoy your holidays and I don’t know what I will do between now in the new year besides game. If you want to see me stream (on my Xbox, haven’t bought Spider-man yet so the PS4 is DUUUS TAAAAAAAAY) Twitch and Mixer. I have added a few more videos to my YouTube channel but nowhere near enough, I need to be more diligent about going back and capturing footage if I recorded or bookmarked it. And I also need to start recording Battlefield footage(which I have yet to do) the other nights stream especially) to all Christmas newbs it ain personal, we ALL have to take our licks when we start out in the game. Don’t rage get better and get us back. As you can see I am getting a LITTLE BETTER at adding in some of my internal links. SOME not all.
Sony E3 2018, Seriously did you have to prove you could do WORSE than last year?
I don’t even REMEMBER if I got through my blog about Sony’s FUNERAL that was Playstations 2017 E3 conference. Even the crowds who attended seemed forlorn and dumbstruck. And then THIS YEAR, dude you can’t just go to people talking for 20 minutes while the folks at home are trying to figure out what the fuck you are doing. Filler has to be MILDLY entertaining, a bunch of people talking on a stage basically saying “Hey we are moving the LIVE AUDIENCE to another location which is why we aren’t showing you any more games” like who’s drunk ass thought THAT was a capital idea. It bogged the show down so badly that while the GAMES looked good the show itself never recovered.
Oh yeah, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE MUSICAL NUMBERS. After most likely pissing off a few Christians as they talked about whether or not Church Requirements were filled, they went to a guy onstage playing a Banjo. Not playing a Banjo as a game was showing behind him, no he FINISHED HIS SONG and THEN they went into the trailer… *facepalm*
Dear Sony, I understand you got into the GOOD COKE this time but please go to rehab. This wasn’t pretty
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Ubisoft E3 2018, or Am I tripping Balls or is that a Panda Drum Major?
Welp I think Ubisoft was letting us know their love for cosplayers and costumes cause the way it started out with a Guy in a Panda Suit, a marching band, and a bunch of Cosplayers(or at least people in costumes) I never know what to think about Ubisoft and how they start shit off, it is always weird as shit. No seriously, every time ubisoft starts off a conference it’s like “Why the fuck do we give you money? Don’t be crazy show us games……”
That was all the wind up to Just Dance 2019? Really Bitch, that is what you do with the money we give you? Stuffed Pandas, Cosplay, Marching Bands, Dance numbers, I swear you really need to drink before watching a Ubisoft conference because they be on that BULLSHIT. No I am not playing that damn conference started like a damn acid trip ANYWAY since they started this shit off being extra TO THE GAMES
Square Enix E3 2018, Short sweet and to the point
Square Enix has one of the most STORIED histories in gaming, most will say it revolves around one Game(Final Fantasy, ESPECIALLY 7) which is hard to argue with because even with Kingdom Hearts it is just Final Fantasy with Disney Characters added in. Storied history none the less, they have added other games to their repertoire the remake of Tomb Raider, Monster Hunter, Just Cause and Dragon Quest.
But Honestly most people really only care about FF and KH, sad I know it doesn’t help that Square has promised us a REMAKE of Final Fantasy VII, yes the RPG Opus that changed the entire world. Read the rest of this page »
Bethesda At E3 2018: Okay Okay we heard you stop with the nagging
First Bethesda starts out by showing you their employees, and all the fun they are having making ALL the games that we love from Bethesda Softworks. Okay it WASN’T Bethesda Land but it was a victory lap. Granted Bethesda does make some awesome ass games and DOES get you to show them the money, I STILL haven’t finished Wolfenstein 2 BUT the shit is fun.
Pete Hines shows up smiling, spins around on his double-sided stage and then GIVES IT to Walmart Canada for LEAKING Rage 2. The “you fucking assholes” face he made was HILARIOUS. UNFORTUNATELY they decided that LIVE music was the way to go. I have NO clue who this band is, but I like the crowd was like WHAT THE FUCK. but To THE GAMES Read the rest of this page »
Microsoft at E3 2018: WE HAVE THE MONEY!
That is the best way to sum it up, Microsoft came out showing that not ONLY was the checkbook finally open but that they weren’t shy on spending dough. Microsoft showed 50 games, 18 world premieres and a bunch of exclusive. Whether it be console launch or exclusive period, Microsoft has heard the fans and showed you GAMES, GAMES, told you about the services, Dropped New Studios(including a surprise studio), discussed new services, and gave Gamepass a kick. Once again I watched the Microsoft briefing on Mixer THOUGH it did not start out without some drama, as my Xbox refused to log me in to My mixer account, odd, annoying, but I got through it. The INTERESTING thing about the Microsoft briefing was they started out with their pants on fire.
Yes I said it, I heard all over the interwebs that there was ONE DEFINITE that Microsoft was not going to do. Now, IF what they are saying is we weren’t debuting it with THAT title okay, fine it’s a white lie, it was misleading not a lie. But I know what I saw to start the show and it was like HOOOOOLY SHIT. Oh and Microsoft trolled us all a few times, there was definitely “Sugar Added” to the E3 stage a few times. This was not a pure popcorn E3(IE nothing but action, something you can just sit and enjoy) but it did bring popcorn moments. Okay enough stalling Read the rest of this page »
The wonderful world of Primal 